The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to sneeze scissors

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The ability to change the color of your poop

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to die

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to half transform to something.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power of being negative all the time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!