The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!