- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

75% levitation

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

mint berry crunch

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the ability to glow in the light.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

the ability to die on command

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

Pointless Super Powers