The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to control nothing

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power... to move you.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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make youself dumb

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!