You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to think oppositely

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to know when someone queefed

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to lower your IQ at will.

To have the power to breathe

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to see via toe nails

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

the power to get fat in America

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The ability to pass out at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!