The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!