- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power of love

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to freeze ice

Acid tears.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

Pointless Super Powers