to do nothing

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power of words

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!