the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to fire my lazer

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!