The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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make youself dumb

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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75% levitation

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!