The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to turn food into shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!