The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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To never remember what the word if means

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!