the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!