- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power of hindsight

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to see through clear glass.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

Pointless Super Powers