The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power... to move you.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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make youself dumb

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to eat socks

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to digest corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!