The Power to Power

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!