The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!