- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the ability to blow yourself

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power of attracting fired bullets

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to sh!t using your mind.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to fart out of your mouth

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Pointless Super Powers