the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to not care.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power of having two left hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!