you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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make youself dumb

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to like any show

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the power to be powerless

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to jump

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!