the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to even

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power of hindsight

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of love

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Acid tears.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!