- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to touch your toes

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to not be funny

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

Pointless Super Powers