the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to like this post

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mint berry crunch

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power of love

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!