The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!