- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to make water expire.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

Pointless Super Powers