The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to not be color blind.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to go on this website

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power of words

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!