The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!