- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat socks

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the ability to die on command

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to even

The ability to smell colors

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

Pointless Super Powers