the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

the power to any ugly person love you.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

The power to not care.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power of having two left hands.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!