Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to die

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!