The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to not own a spacial power!!

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

the power to see through windows.;.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to like any show

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!