the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to die at will.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to even

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!