The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!