The power of turning butter into concrete.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!