The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!