the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to eat your own head.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!