The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to waste money

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!