The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power of exploding when you think.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to like any show

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!