- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to eat socks

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

Pointless Super Powers