The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!