The power to take a crap.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!