The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!