The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to create powers

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!