- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

the ability to see through air

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to inhale coins without dying.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be powerless.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

Pointless Super Powers