The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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cry acid tears

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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75% levitation

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The power to rotten food.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!