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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?
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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.
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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun
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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack
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The power to see you're self in a mirror
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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.
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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco
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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!
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The power to have a pointless power.
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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"
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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.
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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.
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cry acid tears
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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor
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the power to transform into Kanye West
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the ability to solve paradoxes
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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time
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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger
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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.
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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much
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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.
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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!