the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!