the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to rite liek dis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!