The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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75% levitation

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mint berry crunch

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!