Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to fart rainbows

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the power to get extra homework

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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to spelle caretly

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!