the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!