The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!