the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to read your own mind

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!