- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to fart rainbows

to spelle caretly

the power to get extra homework

the ability to manually control your breathing

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to fly but only in your room

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

Pointless Super Powers