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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.
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The power to be invisible when singing
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the power to transform into Kanye West
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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting
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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.
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The power to smell any point in time
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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS
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The power to see through things that are invisible.
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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.
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the power to take ipecac without throwing up
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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)
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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?
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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park
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the power to catch em' all
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the power to permanently change your name to Graham
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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water
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The power to make any glass of water into milk
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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.
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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?
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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.
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The power to change your urine to any color
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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!