the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!