- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to take a crap.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to drown on land.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

to spelle caretly

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

Pointless Super Powers