Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!