The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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power to age faster

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the power to read your own mind

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to see oxygen.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!