the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!