the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to remember th...

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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to spelle caretly

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!