- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

the power to turn O2 into CO2

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to obey gravity

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

Pointless Super Powers