The power to divide by 0

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the ability to glow in the light.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!