- Pointless Super Powers

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to be half invisible

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

the power to sleep during day

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The power to breathe

The power to fart out of your hands.

To have the power to breathe

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to turn water into wine.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!