The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!