The power to not finish your....

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to do your homework.

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

the power to eat people :D

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

the power to complete math exercises

The power of self mind control

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

Invisible handwriting.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!